nonelvis: (DW Twelve)
Title: The Children of the Moon Are Heavy as Stones
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/Miss Quill
Rating: Adult
Word count: 2,700
Spoilers: takes place during Quill's hibernation in Class S01E08, "The Lost"
Contains: brief references to tentacle!sex
Summary: "You're in hibernation," the Doctor said softly. "The one time a Quill's unconscious mind is apt to wander."

Author's Notes: Probably won't make much sense unless you've seen Class. Me, I'm just glad I finished another story this year.

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and Archive of Our Own

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nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
Title: The Scientific Method
Characters/Pairing(s): Liz Shaw, with brief Liz/Kate Stewart and reference to Liz/Brig; Miss Quill
Rating: Teen
Word count: 1,748
Spoilers: very minor spoilers for Class through "Nightvisiting"
Warnings: one cultural microaggression in part V's dialogue
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: Five moments in the life of Elizabeth Shaw.

Author's Notes: My entry in this year's [livejournal.com profile] who_at_50 53rd Anniversary Fanwork-a-Thon. Yes, I realize "reproduce" isn't an official part of the scientific method, but it's part of the scientific research process, so I went with it.

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nonelvis: (DW Twelve)
Title: The Very Honoured Guests of the Grelvakian Scientific Society
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/Clara
Rating: Adult
Word count: 3,763
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: "It was a tea shop," the Doctor said. "We were buying some of your local tea as a souvenir. And usually, when I buy the morning cuppa, I'm not expecting anyone to hand me a medical consent form for what I suspect is highly dubious experimentation."

Author's Notes: This is a shag-or-die–ish story, though technically, it doesn't include noncon or dubcon.

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and Archive of Our Own

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nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
It's been bugging me for quite some time that I had 49 kinkmeme stories when clearly 50 was the correct number, but it's literally taken me years to find a prompt that grabbed me. (Not that there aren't still plenty of deserving prompts on [livejournal.com profile] sizeofthatthing; I just have to find the right prompt when I'm in the right mood, or nothing gets written.)

But at last, I found a prompt, and thus I bring you the final story in my kinkmeme collection. It's Eight/Romana II, written for a prompt requesting a creaky motel room bed. As always, there are lightly edited versions on Teaspoon and AO3, with a link to the original and a very brief author's note in my kinkmeme master lists on LJ and Dreamwidth.
nonelvis: (DW River Song (FotD))
Title: Near Enough to a Lifetime
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/River Song
Rating: Adult
Word count: 2,270
Spoilers: through "The Husbands of River Song"; extremely minor reference to setting of "The Boundless Sea" audio
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: The first few hours of night, and the last.
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] platypus for turning around her beta so quickly.

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nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
Title: Soft Jaws, Strong Bite
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/Romana II
Rating: All ages
Word count: 2,167
Spoilers: None
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: A brief and heartwarming story about the Doctor, Romana, space pirates, and the universe's greatest children's show about prehistoric reptile cyborgs.
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] who_at_50's 52nd Anniversary Fanwork-A-Thon. Story would have been mostly canon-compliant had "Heaven Sent" not aired yesterday. (Whoops.) Similarly, any resemblance to something the Doctor says near the end of the story to something he says in "Heaven Sent" really is coincidence, as I wrote my story well before "Heaven Sent" aired.

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nonelvis: (DW Twelve)
Title: The Girl Who's Got Your Number
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/Clara Oswald, Twelfth Doctor/Missy, Twelfth Doctor/Clara/Missy
Rating: Adult
Word count: 10,867
Spoilers: through "Last Christmas"
Warnings: none
Contains: breathplay, glove kink, attempted murder
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: Who's pushing you too far now, Clara Oswald?
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Story contains some dialogue from "Listen" and "The Caretaker." Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] platypus for her help pinpointing some issues with the story. Any remaining ones are entirely my fault.

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nonelvis: (DW River Song (FotD))
Title: Sex Storm
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/River Song
Rating: Adult
Word count: 3,400
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: Somehow, it took the Doctor three weeks to deliver Clara's coffee. Well, he did say he got distracted ...
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: I blame RTD for the title. The terrible wordplay that follows, however, is all mine.

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nonelvis: (DW Twelve)
Title: Last Hurrah
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/Clara Oswald
Rating: Adult
Word count: 2,665
Spoilers: through "Mummy on the Orient Express"
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: Clara fidgeted in the corridor outside the Doctor's cabin on the Orient Express, shifting from one foot to another. "So," she said, "last hurrah."
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] platypus, for her invaluable help fixing issues with this story.

::xposted to [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, [community profile] dwfiction, and [livejournal.com profile] clara_who, and archived at Teaspoon and AO3

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nonelvis: (DT oh shit)
Title: *hic*
Author: [personal profile] nonelvis
Characters/Pairing(s): Tenth Doctor/Jackie Tyler
Rating: Teen
Word count: 3,198
Warnings: slight dubcon (shag-or-die scenario)
Prompt: "Ten/Jackie Tyler I DON'T CARE I JUST NEED THIS OKAY," from [personal profile] nostalgia
Betas: [livejournal.com profile] platypus and [livejournal.com profile] violetisblue
Summary: The Doctor woke in a TARDIS guest room, featureless other than the silver-sheeted double bed on which he was reclining with Jackie Tyler.
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Written for the [community profile] onlyonebed Bed-Sharing Fic Fest, although the story includes shag-or-die as much as bed-sharing. Huge thanks to my betas [livejournal.com profile] platypus and [livejournal.com profile] violetisblue, without whom this story would be creepy and unfinished.

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nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
Title: Riddles in the Dark
Characters/Pairing(s): Second Doctor/Jamie, the Great Intelligence
Rating: All ages
Word count: 1,662
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: The Great Intelligence easily sneaks onto the TARDIS. Defeating the Doctor, however, will be much harder.
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Written for [community profile] who_at_50's 51st Anniversary Fanwork-a-thon. Story not actually inspired by the J.R.R. Tolkien chapter of the same name, but once I realized the similarity, I had to go for the title.

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nonelvis: (DW Twelve)
Title: Old-fashioned Love
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/Missy, Kate Lethbridge-Stewart
Rating: Adult
Word count: 577
Spoilers: through "Dark Water"
Warnings: none
Summary: They kiss like breathing, like this is all their bodies were made to do. They should be gasping for air, but draw all the oxygen they need from one another.
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Unbeta'ed and likely to be Moffed later today.

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nonelvis: (DW Twelve)
Title: Fairy Tales
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/Clara, references to Clara/Danny
Rating: Adult
Word count: 2,990
Spoilers: through "Mummy on the Orient Express"
Warnings: none
Contains: swearing and infidelity
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: Fairy tales, like Maisie said: the stories where the right people fall for the wrong ones.
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Some recognizable dialogue pulled from other S8 episodes, plus one tiny dialogue reference from "City of Death."

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nonelvis: (DW Eleven)
Title: On the Banks of the Sararahelkos
Characters/Pairing(s): Eleventh Doctor/River Song, various otters
Rating: All Ages
Word count: 695
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: “I lived among otters once for a month. Well, I sulked. River and I, we had this big fight ..."
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously, except for the otters.

Author's Notes: Because [livejournal.com profile] eve11 wanted more otter!fic. Many thanks as always to my beta [livejournal.com profile] platypus, who turned this around really quickly.

::xposted to [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, [community profile] dwfiction, and archived at Teaspoon and AO3

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nonelvis: (DW River Song (FotD))
Title: Hide and Seek
Characters/Pairing(s): Tenth Doctor/River Song, Donna Noble
Rating: Teen
Word count: 3,963
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: Sometimes the things you most want to find are hidden in plain sight. (Co-written with [personal profile] nostalgia.)
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Many thanks to Nos for sending me fic to finish, and to [livejournal.com profile] platypus for making sure my veer into left field eventually got the story where it needed to go.

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nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
Before now, I'd written forty-eight kinkmeme stories, and quite frankly, it's been bugging me that I haven't hit a nice, round fifty yet. So I'm one story closer to that now: Ian/Barbara/Martha, a threesome set during the stuck-in-1969 section of "Blink." (Also available on AO3.) I've never written Ian and Barbara before, but since I've been making my way through all the Classic Who I haven't seen before -- which included most of their run -- their voices were pretty fresh in my head. Hopefully I did them justice.

Notes, such as they are, in the kinkmeme master list on Dreamwidth or LJ.
nonelvis: (DW fire and ice and something)
Title: The Transitive Property
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelve/Clara/River Song's ghost
Rating: Adult
Word count: 3,341
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: Damned schoolboy crush. He really was too old for such things, which never stopped them from happening.
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Because if River had maintained that link in Clara's head at the end of TNotD, anything's possible.

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nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
Title: Tangrams
Characters/Pairing(s): duplicate Doctor/Rose, duplicate Doctor/Rose/River
Rating: Teen for chapters 1 & 2; Adult for chapter 3
Word count: 5,800 (this chapter)
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: River Song unexpectedly arrives on Pete's World. What could possibly go wrong?
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: The third story in my Across the Universe series, but as with the other stories in that series, this one stands alone, and there's no need to read the others to follow along. Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] platypus for helping the story make any sense at all outside of my head.

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nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
Title: Tangrams
Characters/Pairing(s): duplicate Doctor/Rose, duplicate Doctor/Rose/River
Rating: Teen for chapters 1 & 2; Adult for chapter 3
Word count: 6,000 (this chapter)
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: River Song unexpectedly arrives on Pete's World. What could possibly go wrong?
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: The third story in my Across the Universe series, but as with the other stories in that series, this one stands alone, and there's no need to read the others to follow along. The story is complete, and the remaining chapter will be posted later this week. Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] platypus for helping the story make any sense at all outside of my head.

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nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
Title: Tangrams
Characters/Pairing(s): duplicate Doctor/Rose, duplicate Doctor/Rose/River
Rating: Teen for chapters 1 & 2; Adult for chapter 3
Word count: 4,600 (this chapter)
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Summary: River Song unexpectedly arrives on Pete's World. What could possibly go wrong?
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: The third story in my Across the Universe series, but as with the other stories in that series, this one stands alone, and there's no need to read the others to follow along. The story is complete and will be posted over the course of this week. Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] platypus for helping the story make any sense at all outside of my head.

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