I don't think a unicorn chaser's going to help with this one.

[nonelvis]

Ganked from gritsinmisery, some lolarious NSFW papier-mâché.

Don't come crying to me when your eyeballs start bleeding.

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[mmancuso.livejournal.com]

After looking at the sculptures, my first thought was that male unicorns should experience a change of shape phenomenon during such activities just like males of other species. (My zeroth thought was ick.) However since he starts with something long and pointy, it's only fitting (as it were) that during such activities it grows smaller to the point of disappearing. It's only fair. That's why unicorns are so popular with virgins. If he's all pointy, he's not into you.

Did I say ick?

The Vespa was 99.99% effective, with a .01% deduction for not being me who got to it first.

[nonelvis]

I wondered what you'd think of these sculptures. At least the artist didn't make them out of clay; I'm sure these will burn quite prettily.

[mmancuso.livejournal.com]

Oh, I could burn even clay if I set my mind to it.

[nonelvis]

I would expect nothing less from you.

[mmancuso.livejournal.com]

[In his best Terrence Stamp-as-Bernadette voice:] That's where the complimentary kiln malfunction comes in handy.