... and in the "please fill me with righteous feminist rage" category ...

[nonelvis]

Ouija for girls. In pink, naturally.

Found via the Onion, and yes, it's for real. I couldn't skewer this any better than they did, so go read their article.

Comments

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

i only know that commenter isn't me because i am not hipster enough to actually comment on the onion av club site.

[nonelvis]

Aww, I'm sure you're more than hip enough to comment on that site.

That was one of my favorite comments, too, though I am also very partial to this one that columbina found:

Here's what you gotta do, go to a flea market and get your daughter an old school Ouija Board. Burn some sage, contact yourself the ghosts of Dorothy Parker, Gertrude Stein and Boudica. Instill in her a strong sense of classic aesthetics.

Then ballpunch anyone affiliated with Parker Brothers.

[prof-pangaea.livejournal.com]

i am probably hip enough, but not necessarily hipster enough, if you know what i mean. i wear dinosaur t-shirts but i don't do it ironically! i wear them cos i really like t-rex.

that was my other favourite quote. well, for what i read of the comments. which were suprisingly amusing and un-stupid for comments left on an article on the internet.