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Graphic of things to say during sex. I feel the need for some kind of fic contest to see how many of these can be worked into the same story.

(graphic ganked from BoingBoing)

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hehehe. i like that among the acceptably sexy animal sounds is RAWRing like a t-rex.

also, i am now going to want to exclaim, "Hello, Vicar!" at the most inappropriate times. dammit.

Someone (not me) needs to work that into some priest-fetish fic.

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i fear i would never be able to write something cracky enough to actually contain that line and to also not require brain bleach afterwards.

which doctor would be sexiest in a priest's collar, i wonder? hmmm... fuck, they'd all be hot. even six. dammit.

Edited 2009-07-15 00:51 (UTC)

omgomgomg much better scenario is ten saying "hello, vicar!" in response to donna donning the collar. she makes ten be her verger. HER SEXY VERGER.

"Let me lay out your vestments, vicar!"

OMG OMG PLEASE WRITE THIS

So damn funny. "I'm going to pound the farts out of you" is my personal favorite.

I'm fond of "Here's a dollar. In change. Mostly pennies."

it definitely wins for Least Sexily Threatening Phrase Ever.

BUT EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT ANGLICANISM I KNOW FROM WATCHING "THE VICAR OF DIBLEY". D:

WE NEED AN ANGLICAN! PREFEREBLY A DIRTY ONE. :D

There are so many good lines in there. WIN.

::waving::

(Even went to Anglican girls school. Hellooooo, vicar!)

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