"We all like a little admiration in the morning"

[nonelvis]

"I'm sorry to disturb you, sir, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree. I believe it is the rotation of the earth that is to blame, sir."

Do I need a Stephen Fry alarm clock? Why, yes, I think I might. (The "Dear Madam" version isn't available until May, though.)