I think I came to my senses late yesterday when I realized that even writing jokes about Jack/Hand kind of squicked me, so odds are the few paragraphs I finished will never see the light of day.

By the way, Digital Spy printed its usual assortment of pre-episode real and fake tidbits, and one of the items is that (spoiler-coded in white text) Jenny tells the Doctor about seeing someone named Susan die during the Time War. It would just kill me if this one turns out to be true.