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nonelvis ([personal profile] nonelvis) wrote2009-01-31 11:51 am

... and another one from the kinkmeme ...

It's been ages since I wrote anything for the kinkmeme, and the prompt that caught my eye is so embarrassing I am actually putting it behind a cut: Jack/Myfanwy fisting, with Neil Gaiman watching. I think the Teaspoon version is better than the one on the kinkmeme, mostly because it includes more awful sex, but you can read them both and decide for yourself.

[livejournal.com profile] kalleah, I didn't have this one in mind for you when I wrote it, but you may consider this my revenge for what you linked to this week.

[identity profile] kalleah.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
... just the sicko who wrote it. ;)

her leathery wings flapped with wanton excitement

This. Is. Hilarious.

You may be disappointed to know that I laughed my ass off at this rather than recoiled in horror. It's funny. There's a difference between the unintentionally craptastic shite that I referred you to and deliberately inappropriate inappropriateness.

Besides, it's Jack, and are any of us really thinking that he wouldn't fuck anyone?

[identity profile] kalleah.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I cower in fear of what you are plotting now.