... and another one from the kinkmeme ...

[nonelvis]

It's been ages since I wrote anything for the kinkmeme, and the prompt that caught my eye is so embarrassing I am actually putting it behind a cut: Jack/Myfanwy fisting, with Neil Gaiman watching. I think the Teaspoon version is better than the one on the kinkmeme, mostly because it includes more awful sex, but you can read them both and decide for yourself.

kalleah, I didn't have this one in mind for you when I wrote it, but you may consider this my revenge for what you linked to this week.

Comments

[platypus]

The pterosaur correction in the Teaspoon version was nice, but I thought the short version was a little more elegant.

Wait, did I just call Jack fisting Myfanwy 'elegant'?

edited for icon

[nonelvis]

I can see your point, though the first version always felt a little unfinished to me.

Good choice of icon, btw.

[otherwise-nyc.livejournal.com]

Um.

Your brain. It has such STUFF in it.

:)

[nonelvis]

I KNOW D:  I have no idea where this stuff comes from.

[editrx.livejournal.com]

I am struck speechless.

But then, I'm an old friend of Neil's. I. Can't. Wrap. My. Head. Around. This.

::shudder::

[nonelvis]

I'm sorry! I doubt this will make you feel any better, but at least I'm not the sicko who came up with the idea of him watching.

[editrx.livejournal.com]

Heh. No need to apologize -- it's actually very funny. The reference to Harlan amused me no end (he and I have no love lost for each other, though we did have a rather nice breakfast one time at a WFC in Minneapolis where we talked about how much lupus sucks).

There is a real story about Jello and an bathtub and an SF author, you know.

[nonelvis]

As I commented on the kinkmeme, I suspect sheep-fucking is one of the least offensive things anyone has ever accused Harlan of doing.

A real-life story about Jello, a bathtub, and an SF author would not surprise me in the least, not that I expect you to name names ;)

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

... just the sicko who wrote it. ;)

her leathery wings flapped with wanton excitement

This. Is. Hilarious.

You may be disappointed to know that I laughed my ass off at this rather than recoiled in horror. It's funny. There's a difference between the unintentionally craptastic shite that I referred you to and deliberately inappropriate inappropriateness.

Besides, it's Jack, and are any of us really thinking that he wouldn't fuck anyone?

[nonelvis]

Dammit, and I was so sure that Jack/pterodactyl would make your head explode! I'll have to try harder next time.

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

I cower in fear of what you are plotting now.

[nonelvis]

Have no fear. I am still beating my head against Handy/alt!Ace, though if I am very, very lucky, it will finally be finished before I leave for Louisiana on Friday.

[iainpj.livejournal.com]

...and you say I have oddball writing talents?

[nonelvis]

All I said was that you have a unique talent. Apparently I have a totally different one.