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[nonelvis]

Apparently Steve Wozniak is going to be on the new season of Dancing With the Stars.

What the hell?

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[mmancuso.livejournal.com]

As what? The zamboni?

[mmancuso.livejournal.com]

oh, wait, I thought it was an ice thing. Nevermind.

[nonelvis]

Oh, god, don't make me laugh now. I can't take the coughing.

[miz-hatbox.livejournal.com]

ice dancing with the stars? ...that'd be different.
oh, or....

Slam dancing with the stars?
I know! Gandy Dancing With The Stars!

[nonelvis]

That first one's already been done.

[iainpj.livejournal.com]

There aren't all that many reality shows out there that can say that they broke up a marriage, are there? Of course, it led to a new one, but still...

And you never know; maybe the Woz is a killer dancer, and we just never heard about it. Maybe. Possibly. One hopes.

[editrx.livejournal.com]

Oh good Lord. Woz cannot dance. I've never seen a more clumsy man in my life (and I can attest to this from being with him at a party for more than four hours, and he is Uber clumsy).

They must be desperate for the Nerd Ratings. (And as a big nerd myself, I still wouldn't watch it for that.)

[nonelvis]

I just don't get it at all. He doesn't need the money. He's usually very publicity-shy. What on earth possessed him to sign up for this?

[editrx.livejournal.com]

Knowing Woz, he would give the money to charity -- I'm sure that's the only reason he'd do it. That, and he really is a good egg about making a fool out of himself in public for a good cause.

[iko.livejournal.com]

I... am speechless.

[toonhead-npl.livejournal.com]

What you only just heard? I guess they're trying to get a new group to tune in. Go, nerds! And maybe Kathy Griffin fans.

[nonelvis]

I pay no attention to Dancing With the Stars, and somehow I must have missed any coverage of this on Apple blogs. If this is a blatant attempt to get nerds to tune in, though, it's totally working, because I might have to at least watch the first episode.