nonelvis: (SANDMAN making little frogs)
nonelvis ([personal profile] nonelvis) wrote2010-03-15 11:17 am

Water always wins.

We're having a slight water event here in the Boston area. Like, about eight inches of rain, apparently, which would certainly explain the inch of water that was in our basement last night, and the two inches there this morning. [livejournal.com profile] jagpatel found shop-vacs on sale a few years ago and bought us one; good thing, too, because I filled it at least fifty times this morning. That's not an exaggeration; I was in the basement for an hour and a half, and though I lost count of the bucketfuls somewhere around #38, at a rate of roughly 1.75-2 minutes to fill and drain ten gallons of water, you get fifty buckets.

Huh. The interwebs tell me that's literally more than one ton two tons of water. Go shop-vac!

The basement is busy replenishing its water supply right now, so I figure in another hour or so I'll go back downstairs in a scruffy t-shirt, jeans rolled up to my knees, and my LL Bean boots (I am one sexy beast today, let me tell you), and will vacuum more of this stuff out of the house. Ah, the joys of homeownership.

In other news, in case you are one of the few people who doesn't read XKCD regularly, today's is perfect. (And the rollover text is excellent, as usual.)

Porn For Women

[identity profile] peebles.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I soooooo thought of you when I saw that this morning.

[identity profile] papilio-luna.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
A true testament to what is relevant to the interests of my flist: this is now the fourth time this comic has been posted by someone on it today.

*thumbsup*

[identity profile] columbina.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Great truths *must* be widely disseminated.

[identity profile] jigglykat.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR, I got a Porn For Women calendar for Christmas this past year from my aunt. Everyone else got a kick out of it, but I'm like... WAIT, WHERE'S THE SEX? IT LIIIIIIIIIIIES.

It's been raining crazy here, too, though I managed to sneak out yesterday to have an X-Files day with bonus Lost elements.

[identity profile] chloris67.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I was reading friends of friends and I am hoping like mad that we are not vacuuming out our cellar later today. Last time we had a rain storm like this my husband cracked from the strain of keeping ahead of the flood - many, many fillings of the shop vacs - and put in a sump pump. (It took a year for it to get finished and covered properly but it worked right from the beginning.) It has to stop raining soon, right? Right?

[identity profile] gritsinmisery.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
When this cartoon popped up on my feed last night, I was very much in agreement.

The Mississippi and Missouri are a foot above flood stage already, and the snowcaps have not yet started to melt. Looks like we're in for another one of those springs. *wishes she owned stock in a sand company*

[identity profile] profrobert.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you don't have an ominous damp on the ceiling in your bedroom where it meets the exposed brick, which also has a bit of ominous damp. I'm steeling myself to climb up on the roof to see what's what. I'm hoping it's just a blocked drain (which will cause water to infiltrate the tightest roof) and not, you know, a roof problem.

Do you have a dehumidifier? They're not to expensive and do a really good job of drying things out after you get rid of the standing water.

[identity profile] iainpj.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. Apparently this Cambridge group has an entire product line. (The URL for their website is eyeroll-worthy all by itself. But I digress. Already.) The interesting thing about their product line is that, on the covers anyway, every single one of them but one features a fully dressed man. (Mind, the one that has an at least partially unclad man would have me saying, "Yes! More of him, please! ... No, really, MORE of him. The lower parts. The entire body. Really." But then, I am not a woman; clearly, I cannot know what women like in their porn.)

Sorry to hear you're having such problems with the Great Nor'easter of '10. The weather reports I've been seeing indicate that it's moving veeerrrrry slooooooowly, so it may be around for a bit.
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[personal profile] platypus 2010-03-15 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
RECLAIM IT FOR THE REST OF US. By reinforcing the idea that women don't like icky porn with naked people and sex.

People on the xkcd forums keep annoying me by saying that the comic doesn't get the point, which is that the whole "porn for women" thing is a joke. But it's a joke that depends on all the Women Are So Very Different From Men, Isn't It Hilarious stuff that I hate.

[identity profile] alphabetically.livejournal.com 2010-03-15 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
It just follows logically, don't you see, because women's bodies are NICE to look at but men's bodies are GUH-ROSS.

*headdesk*

[identity profile] kalleah.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I am amused by how many people posted this. Hee. Hope the water mess is resolved soon.

[identity profile] mmancuso.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
A dressed man pretending to be a naked man pretending to be porn? They'll know he's a phony.
ext_24631: editrix with a martini (10 reading whoa)

[identity profile] editrx.livejournal.com 2010-03-16 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
I thank ghu every day for our sump pump in the basement of our place in NH.

And I must say, even for XKCD, that particular cartoon rocks.