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[nonelvis]

OH MY GOD THERE IS SOMETHING IN OUR LIVING ROOM THAT BEEPS RANDOMLY ONCE A DAY AND I HAVE NO GODDAMNED CLUE WHAT IT IS.

It's probably whatever needs the suction cup. Either that, or a phone tap from the FBI and NSA. Hi, guys! What, Echelon wasn't good enough for you?

I'm going to bed now before anything else in my home appears out of thin air or attempts to report me to a government agency.

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[kalleah.livejournal.com]

Have you ever stopped to think about the height of the one we plug our refrigerator into?

To jump to nonelvis's defense -- it's probably behind the refrigerator. ;)