Cracked-out theory #9,428 about the origins of a character in DW S4x06

[nonelvis]

Assuming Jenny is a clone of some kind -- because why let anyone other than Moffat imply the Doctor has had sex? -- and assuming that the hand is the source of the Doctor's DNA, then obviously Jack created Jenny by merging his DNA with the hand's DNA, and impregnated himself with the child to prove his love for the Doctor. This also explains the TW S1 "never doing that again" mpreg remark.

Someone, probably not me, needs to write this.


SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

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[kalleah.livejournal.com]

You are a genius. It's so obvious. You need to write it.

[nonelvis]

I tried, but apparently, there are lines even I can't cross. Don't ask me why I can write Jack/Zombie!Owen with body parts falling off but can't seem to write Jack/Hand without squicking myself.

(Writing the story in first person probably didn't help any, but my concept wouldn't have worked with another POV.)

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

(Writing the story in first person probably didn't help any, but my concept wouldn't have worked with another POV.)

Who is the first person? Please, please let it be the Hand. I can see it perfectly.

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A Week In the Life of The Doctor's Hand

Monday.
Damn pterodactyl chewed on my lid again today. If there were two of me I'd strangle it.

Tuesday.
Owen changed my solution. About damn time. It was getting cloudy. Wanker.

Wednesday.
Gwen didn't even notice when I gave her the finger. If I can get to some scissors, I'm trimming her fringe.

Thursday.
If Tosh makes another one of her "Thank you, Thing" jokes, I am going to poke her eyes out.

Friday.
My wrist itches and there's not a damn thing in the world I can do about it.

Saturday.
Is anyone going to tell Ianto that there's no point in trying to scrub mold off the walls here? And I do not need a coaster under my jar.

Sunday.
Don't ask where Jack made me put my thumb.

ETA: I posted this to my own journal, and blamed you publicly. :)

[nonelvis]

I am giggling so hard over here, especially over that last line.

Just for that, I'll give you the last paragraph of the Jack/Hand thing I wrote. It's unedited and therefore a little rougher than I'd like, but you'll get the idea:

I've warmed it in a hot towel first, because otherwise it's like wanking with a dead fish in one hand, and trust me, that's less fun than it sounds. I tried to draw things out – this should be a special time right now between a man and his crush's severed hand – but imagining that hand attached to him, it gets me going like nothing else.

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

Snort.

Hand lotion?

[nonelvis]

I never got that far in the story, which is probably for the best.