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nonelvis ([personal profile] nonelvis) wrote2008-06-17 10:39 pm

Four more from the kinkmeme

Since I'm about to be incredibly busy at work, drastically reducing the amount of time I have to write porn, I've written four more kinkmeme fics in as many days and have updated the master list accordingly. This round: DW/BSG angst-fest crossover, Harry Potter role-playing, Four/Donna at an orgy, and OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS DOCTOR/MASTER SPIKY COCKS.

[identity profile] elliptic-eye.livejournal.com 2008-06-18 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
I CANNOT WAIT TO READ THIS DOCTOR/MASTER SPIKY COCKS.

[identity profile] profrobert.livejournal.com 2008-06-18 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I followed this down to the HP one, where I thought I could at least get those references, and was delighted to find The Line. It was so good, it inspired me to suggest something like the following, which I give to you to dress up with appropriate characters from DW:

Somehow, the Tardis lands (does it land? I just need to get the Doctor to this place) in the middle of the battle of Balaclava (you can see where this is going already, can't you?0. The Doctor is feeling randy, and all the noise, shouting and explosions are giving him a hard-on. Whatever woman he's with (you're going to have to fill this in with someone appropriate) is most definitely not in the mood. She says, "But doctor, there's cannons to the left of us, cannons to the right of us. How can we fuck in the middle of all this." He replies, "[Name], let me tell you something the Master once told me: 'Never let cannons get in the way of a good fuck.'" And then into her valley of life he dove.

The key to this is setting it up so the punchline isn't obvious half-way through.

[identity profile] kalleah.livejournal.com 2008-06-19 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS DOCTOR/MASTER SPIKY COCKS.

You know you're not really sorry. Admit it.