Four more from the kinkmeme
Since I'm about to be incredibly busy at work, drastically reducing the amount of time I have to write porn, I've written four more kinkmeme fics in as many days and have updated the master list accordingly. This round: DW/BSG angst-fest crossover, Harry Potter role-playing, Four/Donna at an orgy, and OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS DOCTOR/MASTER SPIKY COCKS.
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Somehow, the Tardis lands (does it land? I just need to get the Doctor to this place) in the middle of the battle of Balaclava (you can see where this is going already, can't you?0. The Doctor is feeling randy, and all the noise, shouting and explosions are giving him a hard-on. Whatever woman he's with (you're going to have to fill this in with someone appropriate) is most definitely not in the mood. She says, "But doctor, there's cannons to the left of us, cannons to the right of us. How can we fuck in the middle of all this." He replies, "[Name], let me tell you something the Master once told me: 'Never let cannons get in the way of a good fuck.'" And then into her valley of life he dove.
The key to this is setting it up so the punchline isn't obvious half-way through.
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You know you're not really sorry. Admit it.
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