Four more from the kinkmeme

[nonelvis]

Since I'm about to be incredibly busy at work, drastically reducing the amount of time I have to write porn, I've written four more kinkmeme fics in as many days and have updated the master list accordingly. This round: DW/BSG angst-fest crossover, Harry Potter role-playing, Four/Donna at an orgy, and OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS DOCTOR/MASTER SPIKY COCKS.

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[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT WAIT TO READ THIS DOCTOR/MASTER SPIKY COCKS.

[nonelvis]

Well, at least when and if it squicks you, you can't say you weren't warned.

[profrobert.livejournal.com]

I followed this down to the HP one, where I thought I could at least get those references, and was delighted to find The Line. It was so good, it inspired me to suggest something like the following, which I give to you to dress up with appropriate characters from DW:

Somehow, the Tardis lands (does it land? I just need to get the Doctor to this place) in the middle of the battle of Balaclava (you can see where this is going already, can't you?0. The Doctor is feeling randy, and all the noise, shouting and explosions are giving him a hard-on. Whatever woman he's with (you're going to have to fill this in with someone appropriate) is most definitely not in the mood. She says, "But doctor, there's cannons to the left of us, cannons to the right of us. How can we fuck in the middle of all this." He replies, "[Name], let me tell you something the Master once told me: 'Never let cannons get in the way of a good fuck.'" And then into her valley of life he dove.

The key to this is setting it up so the punchline isn't obvious half-way through.

[nonelvis]

Oh, I dunno, I don't think I could improve on what you've already got there.

As thanks for your horrible, horrible pun, I will provide the link to a timeless classic: Martha/Donna pillowfight fics. (Notes: I didn't write either of these, and Martha and Donna look like this and this, respectively.)

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS DOCTOR/MASTER SPIKY COCKS.

You know you're not really sorry. Admit it.

[nonelvis]

Okay, maybe more embarrassed than sorry? Especially because even though spiky cocks are totally not my kink, I think the story turned out pretty well?

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

Especially because even though spiky cocks are totally not my kink, I think the story turned out pretty well?

It did, actually. :)

[nonelvis]

Thanks. And really, I can't tell you how glad I was someone else posted crack!fic to that same thread, because I was really getting worried I was the only person sick enough to respond to that prompt.

Weird statistic time: the two pieces I've written that have received the most comments are "Jenny's Journal" and the Six/Donna porn. If that doesn't prove we are a fandom full of perverts, I don't know what does.

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

If that doesn't prove we are a fandom full of perverts, I don't know what does.

Please don't make me compile the evidence.