Thoughts for the day

[nonelvis]

Do not typeset while drunk. InDesign's color picker makes even less sense after most of a martini.

Do not knit while drunk. Making another Adipose requires bending the space-time continuum enough as it is.

Do not post while drunk. Spelling "continuum" is a real bitch.

Comments

[devjoe.livejournal.com]

You got the double U correct. Just like "withhold," it's inappropriate for use in certain questions in a quiz from the last Mystery Hunt. :-) Aren't you glad *that's* over with?

[nonelvis]

OY. Yeah, I'm not sure I'm ready for January, but at least I've got time to prepare. And we're definitely not going to try to win this time, right?

[the-larch.livejournal.com]

OMG. *wants an Adipose*
*and a martini*

[nonelvis]

I recommend a martini with pickled okra. It's better than olives.

[the-larch.livejournal.com]

Pickled okra? For serious?

[nonelvis]

Really! Well, we used some of the stuff I pickled myself, but jarred pickled okra would probably work fine, too.

[columbina.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is, I make her Martinis 2/3 the size of mine. But you'll notice that, her disclaimer to the contrary, she does not lose her ability to spell when tipsy.

Nor do I.

[nonelvis]

It's true. I didn't use a spell-checker at all.

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

Do not post while drunk.

... but it's so amusing for us!

[nonelvis]

I aim to please.