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2019-07-26 07:12 pm

2019 Hugo nominees: Best Short Story

Really short this time, because as with the novelettes, I never bothered taking notes. Fortunately, they're all online, and all good. (Well, STET isn't my favorite, but it's powerful nevertheless and will work better for other people than it did me.)

ANYWAY.

The Court Magician,” Sarah Pinsker
This is essentially a fairy tale/cautionary tale about getting what you wish for, and let's face it, the most interesting fairy tales are also cautionary tales. Here, a boy discovers that there's a physical and emotional price for learning real magic instead of the stagecraft he's already mastered, and even though that might sound like a clichéd premise, the bitter weight of the magician's plight transcends its premise. Four and a half stars.

The Rose MacGregor Drinking and Admiration Society,” T. Kingfisher
I basically always love T. Kingfisher/Ursula Vernon's work, and this is no exception. It's a story in which various magical creatures reminisce and lament about the Human Who Got Away, and the sense of humor and tight writing frankly make me jealous I didn't write this first. Five stars.

The Secret Lives of the Nine Negro Teeth of George Washington,” P. Djèlí Clark
Nine short-short stories tell the tales of the slaves who "donated" Washington's teeth, and the effect they would have had upon them. It's every bit as clever and well-written as Clark's other Hugo nominee, The Black God's Drums, and is therefore one of my three five-star ratings in this category.

STET,” Sarah Gailey
WARNING: If you read this on a mobile device, as I first did, you won't get the full impact of this story; only now, trying to add a link to it on my computer, do I see how much I missed. And yet, even with the missing content more obvious, this story doesn't quite hang together for me, not in the least because it describes something awful that could literally happen today, not in 2046, as the story indicates. Two and a half stars.

The Tale of the Three Beautiful Raptor Sisters, and the Prince Who Was Made of Meat,” Brooke Bolander
It's another Bolander story I genuinely enjoyed! I can't describe it any better than the title does, so if you feel like the kind of person who'll enjoy a fairy tale that stars three dinosaurs, please read this. In fact, even if you're questioning whether you're the kind of person who thinks you'll enjoy this, please read this. Five stars.

A Witch’s Guide to Escape: A Practical Compendium of Portal Fantasies,” Alix E. Harrow
A librarian – or more accurately, a witch – helps wayward, troubled teens find the books they most need. It's a perfectly fine story, but it's up against some strong competition, and can't quite hold its own against those. Four stars.

My rankings:

1. "The Rose MacGregor Drinking and Admiration Society"
2. "The Secret Lives of the Nine Negro Teeth of George Washington"
3. "The Tale of the Three Beautiful Raptor Sisters, and the Prince Who Was Made of Meat"
4. "The Court Magician"
5. "A Witch’s Guide to Escape: A Practical Compendium of Portal Fantasies"
6. "STET"
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2019-07-24 08:21 pm

2019 Hugo nominees: Best Novella

Hi, I'm a dumbass who didn't make notes about these books as she read them, including the ones she read last year, so my summaries may be even briefer than usual.

Artificial Condition, Martha Wells
This is the second Murderbot story, and I haven't read the first. Fortunately, I don't think it's necessary to read the first book, not in the least because this one really plodded for me; I had a hard time connecting emotionally to Murderbot and its story. Two and a half stars.

Beneath the Sugar Sky, Seanan McGuire
I read this last year and vaguely remember liking it, though not as much as the first book in the series; none of the subsequent ones have lived up to Every Heart a Doorway, IMO. Still, I enjoyed it enough to give it four stars on Goodreads.

Binti: The Night Masquerade, Nnedi Okorafor
Another one I read last year and didn't review on Goodreads beyond setting the number of stars. I recall very clearly that I absolutely hated something that happens about two-thirds of the way through the book, and while I was relieved it was undone by the end, the fact that it could be undone is a writing issue in and of itself. A disappointing followup to the first two books, although not without merit; I gave it three stars on Goodreads.

The Black God’s Drums, P. Djèlí Clark
For a story that's only as long as a novella, there's a ton of worldbuilding here: an alternate history New Orleans that survived the Civil War (now in detente) as a free city populated by ex-slaves. The plot combines magic, African/Afro-Caribbean religion, steampunk, and a turn-of-the-century Wild West feel, and I loved it a lot. Five stars.

Gods, Monsters, and the Lucky Peach, Kelly Robson
I wanted to like this more than I did; the post-climate/worldwide disaster setting felt realistic, and I liked that the book explored asexuality, disability, and transhumanism. It fell flat at the end for me, though, and while perfectly good, isn't as strong as other entries in this category. Three stars.

The Tea Master and the Detective, Aliette de Bodard
HOW MUCH DO I LOVE ALIETTE DE BODARD. A WHOLE LOT. A WHOLE WHOLE LOT. This is basically Sherlock Holmes in space, where Sherlock is a disgraced governess and Watson a down-on-her-luck ship AI living within De Bodard's Xuya Universe, and if that kind of AU sounds like your thing, you will love this book. It's a very close competition for me between this one and The Black God's Drums.

My rankings for now:

1. The Tea Master and the Detective
2. The Black God's Drums
3. Beneath the Sugar Sky
4. Binti: the Night Masquerade
5. Gods, Monsters, and the Lucky Peach
6. Artificial Condition
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2019-07-23 10:01 pm

2019 Hugo nominees: best novelette

Huh, could have sworn I'd posted here about Best Novella already, and I guess not? Well, that and Best Short Story will have to wait until tomorrow or sometime afterwards, 'cause I'm going to bed after I post this.

Besides, this is the strongest category of any of the four primary fiction categories, so hey, you luck out tonight, and maybe you'll have an easier time choosing a top story than I did; I keep switching between my first two choices. Anyway, I've added links to read the stories that are available online, and I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

"The Only Harmless Great Thing," Brooke Bolander
Bolander can be hit or miss for me, but this one was a hit: a bittersweet alternate history story in which humans and elephants can communicate – yet the US still uses elephants in pre-nuclear weapons radium experiments. The modern framing device in the story didn’t work quite as well for me, but the relationship between Topsy the rebellious elephant and her trainer, a young woman rapidly decaying from radiation poisoning, was compelling right up to the end. Four stars.

"If at First You Don’t Succeed, Try, Try Again," Zen Cho
Goddammit, how is everything in this category so good? This starts off as a folk tale in which an imugi, a mythological Korean creature, tries to ascend to become a dragon. And tries. And tries. And keeps failing, for thousands of years, until finally it seeks out a human who can help, and eventually falls in love. I’ve read other work of Zen Cho’s in Uncanny and always liked it, and this is no exception. Five stars.

"The Last Banquet of Temporal Confections," Tina Connolly
This ticked a lot of my favorite boxes: detailed food and flavor discussion! Slow burn storytelling! Memory! Revenge! A solid four stars.

"Nine Last Days on Planet Earth," Daryl Gregory
Okay, well, I was going to give “The Thing About Ghost Stories” my top pick, and then this swooped in with its beautifully characterized prose and a story about spaceborne invasive plants that slowly but surely wreak famine and havoc across Earth. It’s a little too believable, in fact, but LT is so very human and his relationships so real that the nagging threat of planetary extinction almost felt secondary to the story of one small person trying to understand how our entire ecosystem would shift. Five stars, utterly amazing, can’t believe how good this field is.

"The Thing About Ghost Stories," Naomi Kritzer
I read this in Uncanny when it first came out, and it remains one of the best stories I read last year. It’s less SFF than the other entries, but the characterization is so solid, and the speculative fiction aspects so subtle and well-placed, that it easily deserves to be on this list. Five stars.

"When We Were Starless," Simone Heller
I kept thinking I’d landed in the middle of a Fourth Doctor-era story; honestly, since this one covers a civilization that’s lost track of its explorational roots and devolved into tribal nomads at war with an implacable force, it would be a nice companion episode to “The Face of Evil.” Unfortunately, I also found it a bit slow, and the worldbuilding too opaque, at least at the beginning. Three stars.

My rankings (at least right now):
1. Nine Last Days on Planet Earth
2. If at First You Don’t Succeed, Try, Try Again
3. The Thing About Ghost Stories
4. The Last Banquet of Temporal Confections
5. The Only Harmless Great Thing
6. When We Were Starless
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2019-06-09 04:59 pm

2019 Hugo Awards: Best Novel

It's Hugo reading season! I'd already read one of these in 2018, but I polished off the rest (well, all but one) within the past several weeks. All reviews here are also on Goodreads, so if you follow me there, you'll have seen them already. (I did add some excerpts from Space Opera, though, so that people will understand why I gave it the review I did.)

reviews and ranking after the cut )
nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
2018-12-29 10:15 am

Fic: Korea, 1950-Something (1/1, Teen)

Title: Korea, 1950-Something
Characters/Pairing(s): Rory Williams/Hawkeye Pierce
Rating: Teen
Word count: 3639
Spoilers: none
Contains: infidelity (sort of)
Summary: Something's making the Korean War last eight years longer than it should for a MASH unit – the unit where Rory Williams waits, trapped in time, for Amy and the Doctor to return. Crossover with M*A*S*H.

Author's Notes: This fic is entirely Nostalgia's fault. Many thanks to [personal profile] platypus and my long-suffering spouse for their beta work.

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (DW Thirteen + welding goggles)
2018-12-17 02:17 pm

Podcast time!

I got interviewed for a podcast again! Episode 64 of the Reality Bomb podcast is a documentary featuring interviews with fifty Doctor Who fans in nine countries, and since we were all asked the same question – “What do you think of Series 11 so far?” – the results are fascinating, with positives, negatives, and everything in between. (Personally, I am amused that both of my quotes are me yelling about something that bugged me, but plenty of other people on the podcast discussed the same positives I did, and if my brand becomes “person yelling about how Chibnall should stop fridging women,” I can live with that.)

(xposting this on Dreamwidth, and heaven help me, Pillowfort.)
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2018-12-16 06:56 pm

Hi there.

VITAL STATS
Age: about five weeks away from 49, as of the time of this entry
Location: just outside Boston, Massachusetts
Fannish interests: Doctor Who, Doctor Who, and also, Doctor Who. (Okay, there's other stuff, too, like Star Trek: Discovery. But mostly, it's Doctor Who around here.) I am a fic writer and the chief mod of A Teaspoon And An Open Mind, the largest Doctor Who-specific fandom archive out there. (My fic is also available on AO3, where you'll find non-DW fic as well.)
Profession: I'm a UX designer. I am also a published author in my field. Special areas of interest include usability/user research, accessibility, and applying visual design appropriately to enhance usability. If you know anything about UX, I fall more on the technical side of the design/tech line and have done front-end development, but I am by no means a visual design n00b.

Most of my journal is locked. This is because my locked entries may discuss my work and/or my real name, so those entries are limited to people I know in person and/or have interacted with online for a long time. But I do occasionally post cooking, fic, and other entries publicly.

Anyway, hi there. Hope you like Dreamwidth!
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2018-12-15 07:56 pm

Jamie Bissonnette's miso-cured pork tenderloin

Another one from The New Charcuterie Cookbook. Tricky only in that it's pretty messy to make, but the final results are gorgeous and both look and taste like peppered raw tuna. We put most of it in something vaguely pho-like tonight, using the hot broth to cook it just a bit (though it's perfectly delicious raw):

miso-cured pork, oyster mushrooms, spinach

the recipe, after the cut )
nonelvis: (GARDEN bee)
2018-11-23 09:54 am

Thanksgiving 2018

Logging this for my own reference as much as anything else:
  • Cherry tomatoes stuffed with avocado. I filled these with a piping bag and plead the Fifth about whether any of the remaining filling was piped directly into my mouth.

  • Red-sauce glazed spatchcocked turkey. (Note for self: cooking a 10lb. bird at 450° for 30 minutes and 325° for 1.5 hours worked fine.)

  • Vegetarian main: deep-dish quiche with leeks, mushrooms, and spinach

  • Cranberry-tangerine conserve

  • Mixed greens, including collards and this ornamental but perfectly edible kale from the CSA, and some Russian Red kale I picked up at the store. Cooked with a lot of vegetable broth, miso, onions, and garlic.

  • Mashed potatoes and caramelized onions, all from the CSA. I cooked down three pounds of onions and still have a bag left over, so I'm pretty sure I'm getting my money's worth from the late fall share.

  • Cornbread dressing

  • Gluten-free biscuits, plus two of our guests brought GF rolls

  • Banana-honey-cardamom ice cream. Notes for next time: try to find a stronger-flavored certified GF-honey; either use more than 10 cardamom pods or find a better way to steep them in warm cream (hmm, wonder if I can use alcohol and essentially make cardamom extract); thaw bananas twice as long as Alton says they need to be thawed, or chop them up, then freeze and thaw.

  • The spouse made a black-bottom pecan pie, and our guests also brought GF trifle and mini apple, blueberry, and pumpkin pies.

Tonight: uh ... maybe turkey pot pie with mashed potato crust. The remaining turkey parts (a drumstick, two thighs, and two wings) are booked for gumbo on Sunday, HOORAY. I also need to make turkey stock from the carcass and process the 6lbs. of CSA apples into sauce so they stop taking up room in the fridge, but more important, provide plenty of applesauce for latkes. PRIORITIES.
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2018-11-04 06:58 pm

Jamie Bissonnette's duck prosciutto

I've mentioned this over on Twitter, but I made duck prosciutto from scratch because I had a recipe for it and a craving, and holy shit, it is good stuff. Thus I am reproducing the recipe here for anyone else who wants to try it, because literally the only hard part of doing this is waiting for it to be ready.

recipe, after the cut )
nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
2018-05-01 09:37 pm

Reccing bingo at [community profile] tardis_library

An awesome idea! Here's my card:

Games Meta Monsters Fusion Crossover
Romance Role reversal Children Hurt/comfort Layers/Textures
Mind control/possession Fix-it WILD CARD Accidental marriage School/Academy
Dancing Noodle incident Torture Missing adventure Alien Invasion
Tiny but perfect Runaways Tragedy Companions Dark


... and I have to admit, if I can't find a "noodle incident" fic, I'm going to have to write one.
nonelvis: (DW river's very special birthday)
2018-04-26 06:51 pm

Fic: The Incredible Shrinking Doctor (1/1, Adult)

Title: The Incredible Shrinking Doctor
Characters/Pairing(s): Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Rating: Adult
Word count: 664
Spoilers: none
Contains: light bondage, pegging, shrinking
Summary: He’s not supposed to be half his size today. He’s not supposed to be half-sized any day, but things happen, you know, like quantum temporal-magnetic fluctuations in the Vortex, things the TARDIS is supposed to be able to compensate for any day, anytime, except possibly for the occasional random leap picosecond, and sure enough, today is that day.

Author's Notes: I blame [personal profile] nostalgia for this. She knows what she did.

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (STAR TREK Burnham)
2018-04-03 09:08 am

Fic: A Quiet Empire (1/1, Teen)

Title: A Quiet Empire
Word Count: 13,466
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek: Discovery
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con
Relationships: Michael Burnham/Mirror Gabriel Lorca
Characters: Mirror Philippa Georgiou, Mirror Ellen Landry, Mirror Gabriel Lorca, Michael Burnham
Additional Tags: no happy-ever-after, No Romance, Non-Violent Non-Con, mind games and general effed-upness, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Summary: Canon divergence AU from "What's Past is Prologue." Lorca wins the battle in the throne room, and Michael must make good on her promise to stay with him.

Notes: Re-emphasizing a couple of points from the tags: while this is noncon, it is nonviolent ... just still, y'know, messed up. Also, this is not a fic where Burnham and Lorca are going to get a happy ending.

Immense thanks to [personal profile] lizbee for her beta services, especially for her attention to canon detail. You'd think an American who grew up with Star Trek would be more familiar with it than an Australian, but you'd be very wrong.

Read it on AO3
nonelvis: (DW River Song (FotD))
2018-01-27 05:13 pm

Fic: It's All We Know Now to Never Go Back (1/1, Adult)

Title: It's All We Know Now to Never Go Back
Fandoms: crossover between Star Trek: Discovery and Doctor Who
Pairing: Gabriel Lorca/River Song
Word count: 2965 words
Rating: Explicit
Contains: very mild BDSM (slapping, briefly holding someone down)

Summary: The woman, a curly-haired dirty blonde squeezed into white leather and tight trousers, was stretched out on the brig’s bunk with her arms crossed behind her head. She also had an empty gun holster from which Tyler had extracted a compact phaser of unknown origin and which Lorca had already pocketed for future research. “It was very kind of you to provide a pillow, by the way,” River said. “Not every prison’s quite so thoughtful, and I should know.”

Read it on AO3

(It always feels so weird not posting a fic to Teaspoon, but this really is more of a Discovery fic than a Doctor Who one, and therefore doesn't quite belong on Teaspoon.)
nonelvis: (DW Twelve)
2017-12-01 10:25 am

Fic: The Man in the Brown Tweed Jacket (Teen, 1/1)

Title: The Man in the Brown Tweed Jacket
Characters/Pairing(s): Twelfth Doctor/Liz Shaw
Rating: Teen
Word count: 4,585
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [personal profile] platypus
Summary: Though Liz is surrounded by men in brown tweed jackets at the Thirteenth Annual Astrophysical Society Conference, there's one man who stands out from the crowd.

Author's Notes: Way back at the beginning of S10, someone mentioned to me that Twelve's time on Earth would overlap with Liz and Three, and I've wanted to write something with Twelve/Liz ever since. (Although this story takes place somewhat after Liz has left UNIT.)

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and Archive of Our Own

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (DW Bill)
2017-10-09 09:24 am

Fic: A Brief History of Time (1/1, adult)

Title: A Brief History of Time
Characters/Pairing(s): Bill Potts/Romana II
Rating: Adult
Word count: 3,050
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Beta: [personal profile] platypus
Summary: Visiting Romana at the bookshop became a habit. Or it began to look like it could take on the shape of a habit, because it was now three days in a row Bill had stopped by after work, and in the wee hours of the morning, she’d dreamt of the mossy scent of old paper, and of a twirl of blonde hair round her fingers.

Author's Notes: Because I wanted to write something nice for Bill, and there was no Bill/Romana II out there, and clearly someone had to fix that problem.

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and Archive of Our Own

fic, after the cut )