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It's that time again! Or rather, it's past the usual time, but Worldcon was delayed for Obvious Reasons, so Hugo voting isn't until this fall. Which is good, because between work and Mystery Hunt planning, I haven't had a ton of brain for recreational reading.

Anyway, my thoughts on this year's nominees (with no surprises if you follow me on Goodreads): after the cut )
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Title: The Destination
Characters/Pairing(s): Tenth Doctor/the TARDIS
Rating: Teen
Word count: 2,161
Spoilers: none
Summary: His ship took him nowhere without a reason. And that reason was ... fake marriage. Or maybe even the real thing.

Author's Notes: Happy birthday, [personal profile] nostalgia!

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
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I didn't do this meme last year, because I wrote one (1) fic in 2019, uggggh. But this year I have seven! It's a 2020 miracle!

the year in fic, after the cut )
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Title: The Sixteenth Move
Characters/Pairing(s): River Song/Dhawan!Master
Rating: Adult
Word count: 2,544
Spoilers: none
Contains: pegging
Summary: "I assure you," River said, draping herself over the Master's back so she could nip at his earlobe, "the Doctor isn't involved in this in any way. And he definitely doesn't know I'm here, or he'd probably be here, too, trying to stop me from doing something he'd call 'foolish and dangerous.' Spoilsport."


Author's Notes: I wanted to write one more fic this year, and looks like there's no River/Dhawan!Master. Shame on you, fandom! Fortunately, this is a fixable problem.

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
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We normally have three friends over to share dinner with us. This year, of course, that didn't happen, which was pretty depressing, but also didn't stop me from cooking enough food for five people. (Actually, that's not entirely true: there was enough capon for five, even though only three of us are meat-eaters; leftovers have been split into chicken salad and Sunday's gumbo.)

Anyway, the menu, just for my own records, if nothing else:
  • Just enough chopped liver on buttered toast for two, since our picky cats won't eat giblets, WTF

  • Capon roasted with the gochujang glaze from this recipe

  • Mashed potatoes with caramelized onions (and two bags of caramelized onions frozen for future deliciousness, go me)

  • Roasted brussels sprouts with cotija and this roasted jalapeño vinaigrette (some minor mods here, like all orange juice so I didn't have to slice up a lime for such a small amount of juice; parsley instead of cilantro to accommodate my spouse's defective cilantro gene; and a touch of simple syrup instead of agave nectar)

  • The usual cranberry-tangerine conserve

  • Pecan pie


The sprouts and vinaigrette in particular are a real keeper of a recipe. We have some of both left over, so I think I'm going to roast some carrot chunks and toss them in on the grounds that pretty much anything will taste good with the vinaigrette.

Anyway, I hope you all had a good holiday, or at least as good of one as it's possible to have in this benighted year. May we all have a better one next year.
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IDK why I'm bothering to write down anything that vaguely approximates a recipe here, because of course I didn't measure a goddamned thing while I was working on these other than the crust elements. But anyway, if you too would like SHEER DELICIOUSNESS, I recommend these very highly:

Mini dulce de leche tarts with caramel-rum bananas

something almost but not entirely like a recipe, after the cut )
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With six novels to read, I figured I'd be lucky to get the four major fiction categories done before the July 15 voting deadline. But it's June 22, and I'm done! Onwards to graphic novels after this.

the reviews and ranking )
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Since these are novelettes, some of them are available for free online, so I've added links where I could.

reviews, after the cut )
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It took seven weeks for me to get through all the Hugo novels, what with not having read any of them – but I finished the Hugo novella reading in three days, because I'd read three of them already. A WINNER IS ME. (And what a relief it is to know I'll have read everything in the four main fiction categories well before the deadline.)

Anyway, all but one of these reviews already appeared on Goodreads, but the Ted Chiang one only appears here, because the novella was part of his Exhalation collection and not trackable separately. (I'll be making my way through the rest of Exhalation after Hugo season is over, though, that's for sure.)

the reviews and ranking )
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Hugo-reading season is in full swing, and oof, I hadn't read any of the six novels nominated, which meant I had a lot of reading to get done once the list was announced. I am still a bit disappointed that Anne Leckie's The Raven Tower didn't make the cut, though I fully expect to see it on the longlist when that's released – but given how incredibly strong this field is, even the two books that weren't really my thing, I'm not surprised that some good work got left behind.

Anyway, all these reviews will look familiar if you follow me on Goodreads. the reviews and ranking )
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We were running low on cookies, which my spouse would live on if he could, and with the next store trip planned for Wednesday, I decided to make brownies. I wanted something different than a typical brownie recipe, though, so I pulled out a copy of a book I hadn't looked at in a while – the Rosie's Bakery Chocolate-Packed, Jam-Filled, Butter-Rich, No-Holds-Barred Cookie Book – and lo and behold, there were bourbon brownies. What could be better? But the spouse took one look at them and said, you know, if you made a mint frosting instead of the ganache the recipe calls for, we could have mint julep brownies. So I did. And they are gooooood. So I'm sharing. 

recipe, after the cut )
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I have always wanted to make croissants, while also always being terrified of making laminated pastry. It looks so complicated! And like it's so much work! Probably not worth the effort!

But then I acquired a 25lb. bag of flour and some other baking supplies from a nearby pub that had switched to grocery sales while restaurants remain closed, and even though I gave half of it to my sister and a friend, that still left me with 12-ish pounds of flour to bake with.

CROISSANT TIME.
after the cut )
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Title: Fragment of a Fragment
Characters/Pairing(s): Eleventh Doctor, the TARDIS
Rating: All ages
Word count: 436
Spoilers: none
Summary: A quiet moment between a Time Lord and his most faithful companion.

Author's Notes: For [personal profile] nostalgia, who wanted Doctor/TARDIS for her birthday. Happy birthday, Nos!

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
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Title: The Question-Mark Curve of a Cat's Tail
Characters/Pairing(s): Tenth Doctor/Missy
Rating: Adult
Word count: 2,780
Spoilers: none
Summary: “Doctor. We’ve always had the same set of mutual priorities, and they always boil down to ‘being together,’ give or take a little murder.” Missy unpinned her hat, sent it spinning over one of the bedpoles. “Today’s not about murder, in case you haven’t already worked that out.”

Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta [personal profile] platypus, who finds what needs fixing when I can no longer see it. Story not specifically based on this delightful Ten/Missy fanart by valc0 on Tumblr, but it's what made me think to write this pairing in the first place, and the artist deserves credit for that.  

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
Title: The Cold Curve of the Moon
Characters/Pairing(s): Tenth Doctor/Reinette
Rating: Teen
Word count: 200
Summary: Reinette never tells the Doctor that when she stepped into his mind, she saw more than just his past.

Author's Notes: I rewatched Girl in the Fireplace the other day as part of #LockdownWho, and I just had to write a little bit more about Reinette. Double drabble.

:: archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3
fic, after the cut )
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Instructions for how to turn an old t-shirt into a no-sew face mask. In Czech, but you can follow along without it.

I did this today using the bottom of a shirt -- made the mistake of choosing a V-neck, which didn't leave me enough face height along the arm area of the shirt -- but it still worked just fine for me. Totally recommended if you want to minimize the harm your potentially asymptomatic self could do to an otherwise healthy person.

Taking it out for a spin tomorrow. I predict no one will look twice at me at the Chinese grocery store I frequent, while people at the Stop & Shop will side-eye and keep their distance.
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Title: Round the Back Way
Characters/Pairing(s): Thirteenth Doctor/Dhawan!Master
Rating: Adult
Word count: 2,450
Spoilers: through Spyfall part 2
Summary: “I’ve just had the most infuriating 77 years of my life,” the Master says. “Have you any idea how hard it is to live through the twentieth century? The places I’ve escaped from ...”

Author's Notes: Thanks as always to [personal profile] platypus for the beta. And really and truly, that joke in there that sounds vaguely familiar was written five days before "Orphan 55" aired.

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
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Title: The Cliffs of Pandarium
Characters/Pairing(s): Tenth Doctor/Dhawan!Master
Rating: Adult
Word count: 200
Spoilers: none
Summary: A year after the Year That Never Was, the new new Master finds the pinstriped Doctor on a wind-whipped cliff.

Author's Notes: Double drabble because Nos wanted to know who cried more while having sex, Ten or Dhawan!Master. (I voted for Ten, but honestly, "both cry" is a valid answer.)

::archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (DW River Song (FotD))
Title: Catch Me If You Can
Characters/Pairing(s): River Song/River Song
Rating: Adult
Word count: 1,489
Spoilers: none
Contains: light bondage (gagging)
Summary: "Funny," River said, "all that time-travelling, and this is the first time I've met myself."

Author's Notes: Many thanks to [personal profile] platypus for the incredibly last-minute beta of my one and only fic this year. I got it in just under the wire, YESSSSS.

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
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Logging this for reference next year:
  • Tortilla chips and guacamole (note to self: three avocados' worth for five people had no leftovers)

  • Gourmet's adobo turkey, done out on the charcoal grill even though it was 41°F outside, because what even is the point of doing an adobo turkey if you aren't going to grill the sucker (a 10lb. bird in that weather was done in 1h45m, but honestly could have used another 15 minutes)

  • vegetarian/gluten-free main for the vegetarians, one of whom has celiac: cheese/black bean/roasted poblano enchiladas with Veganomicon's mole sauce

  • GF cornbread dressing (guests raved about it this year, and I think the secret was even more butter and half and half than usual)

  • the usual cranberry-tangerine conserve

  • King Arthur Flour's gluten-free biscuits made with their baking mix, still a biscuit you would never know was GF unless someone told you

  • shredded Brussels sprouts sautéed in butter, finished with toasted walnuts and honey

  • apple-ginger tishpishti, which is exactly as baklava-like as promised and is also something I'm going to make again at Passover

  • rum ice cream

  • apple pie and mini cheesecakes brought by our guests


That's enough food for five people, right?

We also played Wine Roulette with the case of wine C and I had brought back from my father's collection now that he's gone. Some of the bottles in that cellar are still drinkable; some are not, and there's only one way to tell. But we got very lucky: the 1985 Silver Oak cabernet sauvignon was on the decline but still delicious, the 1980 Beaulieu Vineyards Latour was right on the edge but still drinkable, and the 1977 port is fucking magnificent. (We still have some of that left, though I predict we won't by the end of the year.)

Anyway, that was Thanksgiving. If you celebrate it, I hope you had a delicious one, too.

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