After looking at the sculptures, my first thought was that male unicorns should experience a change of shape phenomenon during such activities just like males of other species. (My zeroth thought was ick.) However since he starts with something long and pointy, it's only fitting (as it were) that during such activities it grows smaller to the point of disappearing. It's only fair. That's why unicorns are so popular with virgins. If he's all pointy, he's not into you.
Did I say ick?
The Vespa was 99.99% effective, with a .01% deduction for not being me who got to it first.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ninetydegrees
no subject
on 2009-01-20 06:43 pm (UTC)Did I say ick?
The Vespa was 99.99% effective, with a .01% deduction for not being me who got to it first.