nonelvis: (DW River Song (FotD))
Title: The Power of Cheese
Characters/Pairing(s): Eleven/River
Rating: Adult
Word count: 850
Spoilers: None
Summary: Sex, or a toasted cheese sandwich? The eternal dilemma.
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] platypus
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.

Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] nostalgia_lj, who wanted Eleven/River and gave me the prompt "cheese." Yes, cheese.

::xposted to [livejournal.com profile] professor_song, [livejournal.com profile] elevenfic and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at Teaspoon and AO3

Fic, after the cut. )
nonelvis: (DT oh shit)
I am possibly the last person in fandom who hadn't seen this, but I'm sharing it with you anyway, because it made me laugh so hard I thought I'd hurt something.

Relatively work-safe except for a small amount of swearing.

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