Title: The Power of Cheese Characters/Pairing(s): Eleven/River Rating: Adult Word count: 850 Spoilers: None Summary: Sex, or a toasted cheese sandwich? The eternal dilemma. Beta:platypus Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.
Author's Notes: Written for nostalgia_lj, who wanted Eleven/River and gave me the prompt "cheese." Yes, cheese.
I am possibly the last person in fandom who hadn't seen this, but I'm sharing it with you anyway, because it made me laugh so hard I thought I'd hurt something.
Relatively work-safe except for a small amount of swearing.