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Ouija for girls. In pink, naturally.

Found via the Onion, and yes, it's for real. I couldn't skewer this any better than they did, so go read their article.

on 2009-05-22 04:15 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] viedma
I'm less offended by the pink color than I am by the sample questions. o.O

on 2009-05-21 08:46 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mellificent.livejournal.com
Well, I know this doesn't really make it any better, but I'm sure this was purely a marketing decision. Pink stuff sells well - going by the number of pink items I see just in the grocery store, it sells really well. And I can't imagine that Ouija boards are really that hot an item nowadays.

on 2009-05-21 08:50 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] quicksilverjen.livejournal.com
And now I have a new euphemism for that time of the month - "a ghost punched me in the fallopian tubes." BWAH!

Otherwise, I'm with you - and the Onion. Pink? Suggested questions included? "Who wishes they could trade places with me?" WTFityF?!

on 2009-05-21 08:54 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] hahathor.livejournal.com
Wow, I never noticed how... vaginal... the planchette is until I saw it in all it's hole-y pink goodness.

Another thing to hate

on 2009-05-21 09:18 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] haineux.livejournal.com
Dell has a special web presence for women, called Della. No, really.

http://www.mayabaratz.com/2009/05/12/della-dell-for-girls-seriously/

on 2009-05-21 09:20 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] prof-pangaea.livejournal.com


i only know that commenter isn't me because i am not hipster enough to actually comment on the onion av club site.

on 2009-05-21 09:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] melange428.livejournal.com
It's not just Ouija. At Toys R Us I saw pink versions of Monopoly (one of the playing pieces was a cell phone; another, a purse), Life, Memory, and fucking TINKERTOYS.

on 2009-05-22 03:10 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mmancuso.livejournal.com
Who cares how many suggested questions there are? The answer is programmed into the planchett.

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