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Crack!Fic: Are You Sure?
Aug. 28th, 2007 04:08 pmTitle: Are You Sure?
Character/Pairing: Four/Romana II, Nine/Rose, Ten/Master
Rating: Adult
Word count: 2,157
Spoilers: Part I - oblique reference to "Warriors' Gate"; Part II - none; Part III - takes a scene from "Last of the Time Lords" and heads off into silly fanwank territory.
Summary: Are you sure you want to read this? Because if you do, things will never be the same again.
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platypus
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.
Author's Notes: Crack!fic about one of my least favorite fanfic tropes, written in three self-contained parts, each of which may be read independently. I have no excuse for this story, not even temporary insanity.
( Part I (Four/Romana II): I Can See Everything ... All That Is ... All That Was ... All That Ever Could Be ... and Oh Bollocks, Let's Shag Already. )
( Part II (Nine/Rose): It's Just You and Him, Isn't It ... But I'll Shag You Anyway. )
( Part III (Ten/Master): I'm Not Just a Time Lord ... I'm the Last of the Time Lords. Well, Not Counting You. Fancy a Shag? )
Character/Pairing: Four/Romana II, Nine/Rose, Ten/Master
Rating: Adult
Word count: 2,157
Spoilers: Part I - oblique reference to "Warriors' Gate"; Part II - none; Part III - takes a scene from "Last of the Time Lords" and heads off into silly fanwank territory.
Summary: Are you sure you want to read this? Because if you do, things will never be the same again.
Beta:
platypusDisclaimer: Not mine, obviously.
Author's Notes: Crack!fic about one of my least favorite fanfic tropes, written in three self-contained parts, each of which may be read independently. I have no excuse for this story, not even temporary insanity.
( Part I (Four/Romana II): I Can See Everything ... All That Is ... All That Was ... All That Ever Could Be ... and Oh Bollocks, Let's Shag Already. )
( Part II (Nine/Rose): It's Just You and Him, Isn't It ... But I'll Shag You Anyway. )
( Part III (Ten/Master): I'm Not Just a Time Lord ... I'm the Last of the Time Lords. Well, Not Counting You. Fancy a Shag? )