Fic: 2% of Martha's Awesomeness (PG-13, 20/20)

Taking a break from Mystery Hunt madness to post this, now that the challenge is complete:

Title: 2% of Martha's Awesomeness
Characters/Pairings: Martha/Jack, Martha/Ten, Martha/Romana II, Martha/Eleven, Martha/Tyrone Slothrop, Sarah Jane Smith; plus special guest appearances from Stephen Fry and Alan Davies.
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo, sex, and a bit of violence.
Word count: 3,200
Spoilers: Most are non-spoilery; the rest are spoilery through DW S3 and part of TW S2.
Summary: Eighteen 100-word drabbles and two ficlets written as part of the lifeonmartha "1,000 Drabbles of Awesome" challenge.
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously.
Author's Notes: I'd like to publicly thank the mods of lifeonmartha for setting this challenge; I had a ridiculous amount of fun participating in it both as an author and as a reader.

Two of these stories ("I Would Like Three Points, Please" and "M.") have previously appeared on crossing_who and/or my LJ, but are archived here for completeness.

( Twenty stories, right this way. )