England 2008: Part the First

Transcript of October 15 SMS session, approximately 2:15am EDT:

nonelvis: Have arrived safely. Heathrow much bigger on the inside.

columbina: I told you Heathrow was non-Euclidean, but you didn't believe me.

( Part one of the London trip, plus photos, after the cut. )

England 2008: Part the Second

Partial transcript of a conversation on October 18:

nonelvis: I'm really glad you came with me on this trip.

soccerjude: Well, I wasn't going to let you stare at Tennant's ass all by yourself.

( Part two of the London trip: Stratford-Upon-Avon. )