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Graphic of things to say during sex. I feel the need for some kind of fic contest to see how many of these can be worked into the same story.

(graphic ganked from BoingBoing)

Things I have learned from knitting an octopus

1. Do not try to knit an octopus.

2. I cannot make a French knot to save my life.

3. I also apparently sometimes pick up stitches from the edge in the wrong direction, no matter how many times I try to pick them up in exactly the same way every time.

4. Knitting tentacles is incredibly boring.

5. The cats will never be impressed by my work.

6. Okay, at least it's kind of cute.