karenor might have had a hard time coming up with
something I wouldn't write, but she sure as heck figured it out eventually: Pete's World babyfic. Babyfic is one of my least favorite genres (tied with Caveman!Nine), and
the one time I wrote it, it was pure crack, because hell if I could have written
serious babyfic.
So this is about as close as I can get: a half-serious/half-comic snippet of babyfic I'd never normally write.
( Handy/Rose, obviously, plus Jackie, after the cut )