"use potholders and both hands to remove pizza from oven." No, Stouffer's! I defy you with my one-handed pizza removal technique!
Hey, EVERYONE knows one hand is needed to hold open the damn stove door! UNLESS one uses a foot (and there should be warning: "check that you wear thick socks before holding the stove door open with your foot!"), but dealing with a panful of hot pizza while standing on one foot is quite a feat of dexterity ...
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on 2007-12-15 05:37 am (UTC)Hey, EVERYONE knows one hand is needed to hold open the damn stove door! UNLESS one uses a foot (and there should be warning: "check that you wear thick socks before holding the stove door open with your foot!"), but dealing with a panful of hot pizza while standing on one foot is quite a feat of dexterity ...