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[nonelvis]

Remember the banjo player from last summer? He's back, has apparently mastered "Something in the Way She Moves," and has moved on to that other classic banjo piece: "The Marseillaise."

I only wish I were kidding.

Comments

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

Trade you for the neighbor with the circular saw.

[nonelvis]

Er ... no thanks.

I *love* your icon, btw!

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

I *love* your icon, btw!

I do, too. I scanned one of my husband's birthday cards and made two icons out of it. It's the classic "hedgehog meets balloon, balloon comes to untimely end" gag. Hee.

[mmancuso.livejournal.com]

What's the difference between a banjo and a circular saw?

A circular saw has a dynamic range.

[profrobert.livejournal.com]

Emittez vous une cri de la couchon.

[iainpj.livejournal.com]

Look at it this way: at least the banjo spares you the piercing high notes that you'd get on some other instrument like a flute or trumpet.

[nonelvis]

HA!

[nonelvis]

Even though that mangled Babelfish translation, I can understand what you're trying to say, you sicko.

[nonelvis]

Now you give me an idea for fighting back: my flute is sitting in my closet, and it's been years since I practiced ...

[elainetyger.livejournal.com]

It reminds me of a neighbor, long dead now, who used to play several rousing renditions of "Spanish Eyes" each day on her electric organ. For years. It made me long for the cold weather so I could shut the frickin window.

[nonelvis]

I feel your pain. Oh yes, I feel your pain.