First lines meme

That "post the first line from your 20 most recent fics and figure out what this says about you" meme that's going around, posted all quick-like before I have to get in a car and drive forever to an agenda-less meeting.

I think all these say about me are that a) I like to kick off my stories with dialogue, and b) I write a lot of porn. Shocking, I know.

Note: not all fics here have been publicly posted yet. Lines posted in reverse chronological order.

( 20 lines, some of which I should probably be ashamed of, after the cut. )