don't make me slash Sawyer/Miles more than I already do, okay?

[nonelvis]

Via io9.com, what would Sawyer and Miles' buddy cop drama look like? CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

Excerpt: Without further ado, here's the pilot episode of the adventures of James Ford and Miles Chang, a.k.a. Ghost Voice and Prime Rib.

SCENE: A motel parking lot. MILES and JAMES are seated in a LAPD paddywagon with SWAT OFFICERS. JAMES is look debonair - real boffo, like an Acadian longshoreman on the cover of a Harlequin romance novel. MILES looks inexplicably irked as usual, like he has a Sweet Tart lodged in his esophagus.

MILES: Alright, James. The suspect here is a real black widow. She's jumped from husband to husband, pocketing their fortunes after their asses are six feet under.

JAMES: Well, Oreos and Ovaltine, Chang. How'd you piece this case together?

MILES: (looks out the window) Let's just say I've got some sources who like to stay quiet. Real quiet. (CUE GHOSTLY NEW AGE HARPSICHORD). Good thing this lady has an expensive taste for high-priced, cornpone gigolos, otherwise we'd never have an in.

Comments

[jigglykat.livejournal.com]

I WOULD SO WATCH THAT SHOW.

[nonelvis]

I KNOW! I'd be all over this sucker.

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

I just posted this. I love, love, love, love, love this idea.

[nonelvis]

The slashiness level would be off the charts.