APAD(ish) #10: Snack

[nonelvis]

"Wang Corn Snack," a two-foot tower of multicolored corn puffs, at the H-Mart in Burlington. I didn't buy these, but that's only because given enough time, I am perfectly capable of eating that many corn puffs, so it's best not to have such things in the house.

Comments

[papilio-luna.livejournal.com]

I don't even that much time to eat that many corn puffs, alas.

[nonelvis]

Corn puffs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! I'm not seeing the problem here.

[miz-hatbox.livejournal.com]

What's it taste like?

[nonelvis]

I don't know -- didn't buy 'em. Maybe next time!

[jigglykat.livejournal.com]

H-MART. I went there a couple of weeks back for dinner and food shopping with pals. They had corn popsicles.

[nonelvis]

It's awesome. I've never seen that much kimchi before in my life, and I wanted to buy all of it.

[profrobert.livejournal.com]

Everybody have porn tonight.
Everybody Wang Corn tonight.

[nonelvis]

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist the product name.

[profrobert.livejournal.com]

True, but I think that of all the "wang corn"-related jokes I could have made, I hit the ball out of the park with this one, given this LJ's frequent subject matter. I mean, for example, "I had wang corn once, and it took a podiatrist and a urologist to clear it up," isn't bad, but it isn't even close to what I posted given the context.

[stick-poker.livejournal.com]

Good grief.

[nonelvis]

I really need to find a way to justify purchasing these. (Although for all I know they taste like sawdust.)