Three random weirdnesses

[nonelvis]

Random Weirdness #1: This morning, the two trashbags I had placed on the snowbank by the house, well within the reach of the garbage collectors, were gone. Everyone else's trash was still there; ours were the only missing bags. I suppose the most likely explanation is that one of my neighbors decided to move our bags into their piles -- we're all using similar bags, so it's impossible to tell which ones are ours -- but I am still slightly paranoid that someone has stolen a bag of garbage. They're welcome to the bag of used kitty litter, though.

Random Weirdness #2: There was a ravioli on my windshield this morning.

Random Weirdness #3: After remembering I had some old Christmas wrapping paper in the back seat I could use to remove the Ravioli of Random, I opened the back door and discovered the Claritin-D pill I lost on Christmas Day, which must have fallen out of my purse onto the car floor.

I think I'm going to stay in and spend the rest of the day working on Mystery Hunt stuff. Hopefully it will be a little less weird indoors than outdoors.

Comments

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Ravioli. Like a sauced, Chef Boyardee canned ravioli or just a plain bit of pasta? That is random.

[nonelvis]

A plain, cooked, commercially made ravioli. My best guess is that either a raccoon or a seagull plucked it out of someone else's garbage and then was somehow startled into leaving it on my car. Although I like miz_hatbox's theory below.

[miz-hatbox.livejournal.com]

The Holy Raviolus of Random! Clearly you have been visited by the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[nonelvis]

Oh my god! I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage!

With the shape of a ravioli ... seems like it might have been a Flying Spaghetti Monster dropping.

[nonelvis]

EW. (But funny.)