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[nonelvis]

OH MY GOD THERE IS SOMETHING IN OUR LIVING ROOM THAT BEEPS RANDOMLY ONCE A DAY AND I HAVE NO GODDAMNED CLUE WHAT IT IS.

It's probably whatever needs the suction cup. Either that, or a phone tap from the FBI and NSA. Hi, guys! What, Echelon wasn't good enough for you?

I'm going to bed now before anything else in my home appears out of thin air or attempts to report me to a government agency.

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[profrobert.livejournal.com]

You know, I moved into the house in June, and there was this one wall switch that didn't do anything when I flipped it. So every once in a while when I went past it, I'd give it a flip. After two months, I got a call from a woman in Germany telling me to cut it out.

(That's one of my favorite Steven Wright jokes.)

[nonelvis]

I think there's a Visa or Mastercard commercial that uses the same premise -- the guy keeps flipping the switch, and it controls his neighbor's garage door, causing it to repeatedly crunch the hood of his car.