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[nonelvis]

OH MY GOD THERE IS SOMETHING IN OUR LIVING ROOM THAT BEEPS RANDOMLY ONCE A DAY AND I HAVE NO GODDAMNED CLUE WHAT IT IS.

It's probably whatever needs the suction cup. Either that, or a phone tap from the FBI and NSA. Hi, guys! What, Echelon wasn't good enough for you?

I'm going to bed now before anything else in my home appears out of thin air or attempts to report me to a government agency.

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[chanfaina.livejournal.com]

We had a mysterious late-night beep a while back. It turned out to be a shitty little novelty clock shaped like a robot. It was the favor from my boss's kid's bar mitzvah, and had an alarm function no one knew about because it didn't come with directions. Yet another cause for resentment (the ungrateful brat never sent a thank-you note for our gift, either).

[nonelvis]

There are no novelty clocks in the living room. The iPod alarm is off and has never been on. The smoke detectors seem fine. I still haven't checked the phone battery, but now my Mac has decided that every so often, it's going to beep when I start scrolling through web pages.

The world is out to get me.