Oh, Internet. Please don't ever change.

[nonelvis]

Link text I probably should have expected to find when googling the word "mammarily":

"Should men be mammarily nursed by their wives?"

Sadly, the link just led to the subject line on a Prince discussion forum, and no one had responded to the query. Damn. I could have used a good laugh.

Comments

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

Can I ask what prompted this particular search?

[nonelvis]

I was rewriting a tiny chunk of my Ten/Donna crackfic so that I wouldn't have to come up with the name of a woman who had giant boobs, was well-known both to UK and US audiences, and was not a porn star. It's surprisingly hard to find someone who meets all three criteria, especially when I can't be certain who's really famous in the UK. (Though their tabloids are apparently covering Jamie-Lynn Spears' pregnancy. WHY?)

[kalleah.livejournal.com]

I was rewriting a tiny chunk of my Ten/Donna crackfic so that I wouldn't have to come up with the name of a woman who had giant boobs, was well-known both to UK and US audiences, and was not a porn star.

Should have guessed.

Catherine Tate does have rather amazing cleavage.

[nonelvis]

I consider myself a pretty busty girl, but Catherine Tate has me beat. (At least, she seems to in that one photo in which she's essentially got Shelf O' Boobs. I'm sure you know the one I'm talking about.)

The costume designers keep cruelly covering her up each week. "Family show," feh. It's a crime to deny us those breasts.

[otherwise-nyc.livejournal.com]

here's a bit of DW-related randomness, via Danny: http://www.ntk.net/2005/misc/dandylord.html

[nonelvis]

WOW. That is astoundingly random. I see Mark Gatiss is partially responsible for that -- I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, given what a fanboy he is.

[bruyere-75.livejournal.com]

I have almost Donna-esque cleavage, and whenever I wear low-cut shirts (note: almost never), she always calls my cleavage my "crack".

I have to reminder that a crack is in one's ass.

[profrobert.livejournal.com]

Who's Catherine Tate?

Is Dolly Parton to old a reference? Pam Anderson (or does she qualify as a porn star)?

[nonelvis]

I did consider both Dolly Parton and Pamela Anderson, but ultimately, I think rewriting that sentence was the best choice. The story feels a little flabby to me anyway.

Catherine Tate is a popular British comedian, and is currently starring as the Doctor's companion. Here's a shot of the cleavage in question, though I think she's much prettier in this (sadly boobless) shot.