Oh, Internet. Please don't ever change.

[nonelvis]

Link text I probably should have expected to find when googling the word "mammarily":

"Should men be mammarily nursed by their wives?"

Sadly, the link just led to the subject line on a Prince discussion forum, and no one had responded to the query. Damn. I could have used a good laugh.

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[bruyere-75.livejournal.com]

I have almost Donna-esque cleavage, and whenever I wear low-cut shirts (note: almost never), she always calls my cleavage my "crack".

I have to reminder that a crack is in one's ass.