Friendly reminders to myself

[nonelvis]

1) Do not eat all the peanut butter & mini peanut butter cup ice cream you made today. You'll be sorry.

2) No, you cannot sue Trader Joe's if you end up weighing 300lbs. as the result of eating all the peanut butter ice cream. They were merely doing their job by placing the mini peanut butter cups at eye level.

3) Also, no matter how tempting it is, or how appropriate it is to the scene, you cannot have Handy tell the Doctor, "Bitch, please."

Comments

[gritsinmisery.livejournal.com]

1) But only for a little while.

2) And what a good job it is.

3) Oh, why not?

[nonelvis]

3) Because this is angst, not crack. But had it been the other way around ... I might have actually done it, because it would have been funny as hell.